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Lytton Hall #F11927

WA-140U

Correctional Training Fac.

PO Box 705

Soledad CA 93960-0705

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About this Inmate

- Gender: Male
- Ethnicity: Anglo-American
- Age : 26
- Birthday: Sep 15, 1985
- Sexual Preference: Straight
- Relationship Status: Single
- Interested In: Women
- Looking For: Friendship, A Relationship, Legal Help
- My Religion: Philosophically Spiritual
- Highest Level of Education: G.E.D.
- Hometown: Oakhurst CA

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Whazzupie?

Well, I’m looking for my “other half” as I get near to my release. Turns out my stay at The Sausage House wasn’t quite as fun as I’d imagined; there’s less women here than they showed in the brochure. And anytime I’d make an effort to engage any of the available ladies, they’d always end up cramming a nightstick into my spleen. Overall, not a very good vacation-spot; Miss Right isn’t around here.

So, I’ll be frank: I was arrested at 18 and, between remote residences and parental control, I never got around to dating. I’m a completely blank slate on the topic so I’ve got zero game. I mean, I’ve read the relationship columns in about every magazine or newspaper that’s got ‘em, so I know more than the next noob, but I still get the notion I’ll eff it up somehow from sheer anxiety.

I’m not underwear-model-gorgeous (see picture) but I’m not malformed (see picture again), which I understand most ladies would overlook anyway. I’ve a metric butt-load of charm (dampened only by the use of phrases like “metric butt-load”) and I’m genuinely interested in finding a woman who is willing to overlook my awkward inexperience and other eccentricities to give me a chance. I can’t be any worse than her last boyfriend; I’m playful, cuddly, loyal, and I fetch slippers without complaint -- I’m like a hairless dog with a larynx and opposable thumbs! Was YOUR last boyfriend that awesome?

Beyond romantic interests, however, I need some friends. Through no procrastination of my own, I only recently got my GED, and given the dump our economy has taken, I could use a roommate or two in California to make my readmission into the real world even remotely possible. H***, I could even go for a couch in a garage if that’s what’s available to rent. (But no T-bags, please; I’ve spent seven years too long in man-company.)

Anyway, I’m kind of a spazz and I like having fun, so you’d never be bored around me. I draw well enough, as you can see. I write fiction, and I’m a sucker for any movie, show, or game with anything remotely knightly. Japanese anime is crazy-fun, and paired with a good graphic novel or three, I can entertain myself for hours.

Being forward, here, my charge isn’t trivial, but neither does it paint a wholly accurate picture. There’s a lot of personal history that left me at a steep disadvantage, and I’d only begun to put it all together a few years back. Besides, the court royally screwed me, to nobody’s surprise. I could win a sizable settlement if I could find an attorney who gives a s***.

Romantically, I’m looking for an attractive young lady shorter than my 6 ft-3 in- height and weighing less than my 180 pounds. For those interested, you can plug the following birth-data into either Alabe.com/freechart or AstrologyWeekly.com for my astrological natal chart; it’ll give you a better idea of my character than I can give here:

- Born September 15th, 1985 at 11:45 PM.
- In Fresno City, California, USA

I also put up a visiting form as two pictures; print it out, send it in completed, and maybe we could get some face-time for a real conversation. I’ll even pay half your travel costs, if I’m able!

I intentionally didn’t put up my charge. If you don’t want to look me up, please at least ask me; I don’t want any surprises. Until then, I thank you for your time and hope to hear from you.

Ciao!

Common Interests

Favorite Food In-n-Out double w/cheese
Favorite TV Show Inuyasha (or FLCL)
Favorite Quote "The fact of having been born is a bad augury for immortality." George Santayana
Favorite Music Simple Plan and Eve 6
Favorite Movie Star Wars (all)
Favorite Book "Wheel of Time" by Robert Jordan
Heroes Spider Man, Zelda's Link

Social Connections

Website Address http://www.AstrologyWeekly.com

Incarceration Details

Incarcerated Since 2005
Inmate Release Date 2012
Correspond Overseas? Yes
JPay Yes
Corrlinks No

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